Barbecue Joke

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the

man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,
I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured
his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances toward his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ...............

She answers: "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie:icon_lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hahahahhaaaaa!! My favorite words...big-ass.

Panchito and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they
went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Panchito
answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic on da ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "un skilled
labor", she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since
Diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.

When Panchito found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double
his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled labor but
diesel fitters are skilled."
"What skill?" yelled Panchito. "I sew the elastic on da panties, then
Pedro puts dem over his head and says, "yeah, diesel fitter."

Ha, ha What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Thanks Rhonda, it looks like I don't need to submit Friday's lame joke of the week!!!

"snicker" "snicker"
What do you do with a dog who has no legs?

Take him for a drag. "snicker" "snicker"

What do you call a guy who runs the backhoe in a cemetery?

Doug

Ha, Ha, that one is lame.

What do you call a guy that hangs on a wall? ART
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilene
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean Beef

We could do this all day!!!

Steve