BECAUSE IT'S RED!
Snicker snicker........
Uh, please, Mr. Perchiro, allow me.
What do you mean because it's red???!!! Red is a great color. In fact, this world would be pretty dang boring if it wasn't for red. Red is the color of firetrucks, and stop lights, and, and, and,.... of.....well...........um.........it's the color of.........well, blood actually, yuck. But that's not the point. The point is that red is a great color. Roses - ha, there. Red is the color of roses and eternal love, and springtime, and little fuzzy bunnies!!! So now you are admitting that you hate little fuzzy bunnies! Gasp, I'll bet you are one of those closet green-loving bunny-killers. Oh my, oh my, oh my, we have a bunny killer in our midst. So if you admit you kill fuzzy bunnies for fun that means you probably hate dogs, too, and them's fightin words. You, Mr. Green-loving Timmknz, are one sick sick puppy. Hey that was a pretty good pun!
Or to look at it another way; Red is a wonderful color and green is a wonderful color. Just look at how well they get along at Christmas!!!
There Steve, how was that?:icon_ecst