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The only cow in a small Alberta town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the provincial boundary line in Saskatchewan for only $200. They bought the cow from Saskatchewan and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of...

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did...

Two avid golfers were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend – “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. “Use this one – You can’t lose it!” His friend replies, “What do you mean you can’t lose...

A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk. The head monk said, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.” The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, “What are your two words?”...

When my wife starts to sing I always go outside and do some garden work so that our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

When the driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. The men picked up each broken piece of the former...

There once was a young engineer, who after having worked for several years, decided that he and his family should have a weekend getaway place. He searched the surrounding country and found a lovely spot with frontage on a small river. He and his family built a cabin and began spending time...

A father texts his son: My Dear Son, Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father His Son texts back: Thanks Dad, but the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow! His Father replies: Yes, I know …

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?" The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window." The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but...

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I...

And another ... Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One has a Cross in front of him; the other one is holding the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross. The Pope comes by...

It's not Friday, but ... The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from President Reuven Rivlin, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Rivlin wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish...

More importantly, what was the speedometer reading when the odometer turned over 54,000 miles? :wink:

I like it a lot ... (but then I am slightly biased!) :smile:

He got mine ... :wink:

But there were only 4 of them made just like this one! (The Marti report says so, didn't you read that part of his ad?) LOL ... this guy is a real salesman. :rolleyes:

For a second there when I saw the photo I thought I might have to go out to the garage and see if our "S" code was missing ... :wink: Glad to see that you got it back on the road after so long in storage.

Good for you! What is your VIN number? Just curious how close it is to our 390 / 4 speed GT/CS? (Ours is a BC car that was originally sold at Dominion Motors in Vancouver, B.C.)

(And both Canadian sold cars too ...)