Mustanglvr
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- Joined
- Dec 4, 2004
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Ha Ha We`re not complicated at all, you guys just perceive us as that.
joedls said:This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nuthin
Without a woman or a girl
James Brown (The Godfather of Soul)
Diesel Donna said:I knew I liked you Joe! :wink:
Actual Quotes From Employee Performance Evaluations:
Since My Last Report, He Has Reached Rock Bottom And Has Started To Dig.
His Men Would Follow Him Anywhere, But Only Out Of Morbid Curiosity.
I Would Not Allow This Employee To Breed.
This Employee Is Not Really So Much Of A Has-been, But More Of A
Definite
Won't Be.
Works Well When Under Constant Supervision And Cornered Like A Rat In A
Trap.
When She Opens Her Mouth, It Seems That It Is Only To Change Whichever
Foot
Was Previously In There.
This Young Lady Has Delusions Of Adequacy.
She Sets Low Personal Standards And Then Constantly Fails To Achieve
Them.
This Employee Should Go Far-and The Sooner He Starts,the Better.
This Employee Is Depriving A Village Somewhere Of An Idiot.
Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer.
Got Into The Gene Pool While The Lifeguard Wasn't Looking.
A Room Temperature Iq.
Got A Full 6-pack, But Lacks The Plastic Thingy To Hold It All Together.
A Gross Ignoramus--144 Times Worse Than An Ordinary Ignoramus.
A Photographic Memory But With The Lens Cover Glued On.
A Prime Candidate For Natural Selection.
One-celled Organisms Out Score Him On Iq Test.
Fell Out Of The Family Tree.
Gates Are Down, The Lights Are Flashing, But The Train Isn't Coming.
Has Two Brains; One Is Lost And The Other Is Out Looking For It.
He's So Dense, Light Bends Around Him.
If You Were To Give Him A Penny For His Thoughts, You'd Get Change.
If You Stand Close Enough To Him, You Can Hear The Ocean.
It's Hard To Believe That He Beat Out 1,000,000 Other Sperm.
Some Drink From The Fountain Of Knowledge-he Only Gargled.
Takes Him 4 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.
Wheel Is Turning, But The Hamster Is Dead.