[quote author=Diesel Donna link=board=1;threadid=2103;start=0#msg14197 date=1125929585]
It must be a Texas thing...everything is bigger there.
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I wasn't going there, but....
This guy from Alaska was vacationing in Texas. He was in a restraurant and overheard two morticians talking. They had a Texan so big, they didn't have a coffin big enough for him. The Alaskan walked over and offered to help so the morticians took him to the mortuary. The Alaskan walked around the body a couple of times and said "Shoot, give him an enema and you can bury him in a shoebox".
Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself--really! ;D
Steve