Friday Joke

[GT/CS S Code]

Too funny!

I just might have to print one of these to put on the dash of the GT/CS!
:wink:

 

[GT/CS S Code]

New Kenny Rogers remake ...

"You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel ..."
:wink:

 

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What happens when a Honda owner buys a Mustang ...

What happens when a Honda owner buys a Mustang ...

 

[hookedtrout]

What happens when a Honda owner buys a Mustang ...

I gotta share this, that's fun stuff.

 

[Mosesatm]

Why NASA will Never Find Life on Mars

Now it all makes sense!

 

[GT/CS S Code]

One for Arlie!
:wink:

 

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How to use italics ...
:wink:

 

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Rip ...

RIP to a legend of our youth ...

 

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Modern cars ...

New features ...

 

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Surprise!

Another one for Arlie!

 

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Neil in his later years ...

 

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My new diet ...

 

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Looks like fun!

(... and some of you are going to try this ... aren't you?)
:grin:

 

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Meanwhile in Scotland ...
:wink:

 

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My dream home ...

 

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The difference between how men and women choose shampoo ...
:wink:

 

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You "slammed" your Civic ...?
:grin:

 

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The shredder ...
:grin:

 

[Mosesatm]

Why Men Die Before Women

Men are just more creative and resourceful!!!

 

[Mosesatm]

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)