A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
Their scores were even after the first few holes so the second guy said: "We seem to be about evenly matched, so how about playing for five bucks a hole for the rest of the course?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.
He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring golf course and that he liked to pick on poor suckers at other golf courses.
The first fellow then revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said: "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro said: "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said: "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation ... and, if you want to bring your mother and father along … I'll marry them!