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To Whom It May Concern on the California Special Message Board:
My client, known to you as “Mosesatm”, recently came to my office in a daze. For the first few hours all he could say was, “blue”, sometimes as a statement and other times as a question, but always with an odd bewildered look on his face. After hours of therapy and numerous margaritas (for me) I have finally come to the inescapable conclusion that the man is suffering from certifiablynutsismosis, but then I’m sure you all knew that.
This is a good time to apologize to all of you for my apparent negligence in allowing him to gain access to your message board. I hadn’t heard from him for quite some time since my word-renowned treatment method for schitzoneuroautomania was again successful. I thought I was finally free of him. If you can imagine a melding of the movies, “What about Bob”, and “The Pink Panther” you may have some small idea of his behavior years ago, and of what my life was like. And to think that I thought I was through with him…and then something happens on your message board to send him over the edge and back to my office!
From what my advance intellect can decipher from his mutterings is that he recently suffered a severe shock regarding someone named Rhonda, some sort of green car, and some sort of blue car. I’m still not totally clear but my analysis leaves me to believe that Rhonda wants a blue car instead of a green car. It’s a little difficult when all he says is, “green car, blue car, Rhonda, highland, wet t-shirt, and Nissan 3.5L”. I have yet to decipher how the words, “Highland, Nissan 3.5L, or wet t-shirt” tie into this scenario. I must admit that I do not fully understand my client’s reaction to this Rhonda’s choice of car color but being that I am the foremost expert in treating wack- jobs like him I will have him all fixed up and back to normal(?) in short order.
In the meantime I ask that none of you mention anything about a blue car or a green car, or a red fish or a blue fish, or green eggs and ham. The slightest provocation may set off another severe reaction, sending him right back to my office.
Please help me and don’t let that happen!
Thank you for your concern and patience
Dr. Fredrick Von Quack, md, cpa, ipo, cfo, cbs, vpn, fbi, irs, nra, aaa, dea, atf, vp, pices