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[quote author=case12 link=board=1;threadid=1605;start=30#msg10579 date=1116268928]
I tried to show the email train to my wife, but she shook her head and walked away.
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Casey, don't let your wife fool you. Women are just as lockerroomhumorish as men, maybe more so. In fact, if the men in the company I work for told the jokes that the women tell we'd all get sued for harrassment.
I've done a lot of research on this area and found that the women we know and love behave totally differently around other women. My extensive research leads me to the conclusion that women have a secret agenda and are members of a great and powerful cult whose sole purpose is to manipulate men into doing their bidding, therefore ruling the world! Some associates of mine think their goal is to just drive us all crazy but women are much smarter, and much more....uh....industrious....than that. If they drove us all crazy they wouldn't be able to use us as they see fit. No, they rule the world alright but they do it from behind the scenes by manipulating us. Very smart on their part, and not all that difficult. We die earlier because of all the stress while they hold their secret meetings with their secret greetings where they tell dirty jokes and drink margaritas. Have you ever seen that little smirk women give each other when they pass each other on the street? They lead us to believe that it's a smirk of disdain for the other woman but it's really a sign that they know something we don't and they are united in their goal.
It's all a great conspiracy I tell you!!! I'll continue my research and report back later. If I mysteriously disappear soon it will be because they know I'm onto something and must silence me.
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Arlie, my sister Anita read your post about your conspiracy theory and the only comment she had was "And don`t you forget it!" LMAO, Rhonda