40 things that you'll NEVER hear in Saskatchewan!
40. Nope, I don't think there's a reserve around here.
39. I heard the bonspiel was going to be alcohol free.
38. Did you hear Nicole Kidman was spotted in Prince Albert?
37. Duct tape isn't going to fix that.
36. Come to think of it cancel that beer, I'll have a wine spritzer.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Is the seafood fresh?
33. Sorry can't help you, I don't know where you could find a VLT.
32. I think John Deere green looks tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. I think it's fair that Teresa lost the idol competition, that little Albertan hobbit was just way more talented.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to P.E.T.A.?
28. So THAT'S a tractor.
27. Perogies...is that Italian?
26. Why would we need beer? I thought we were just going fishing ...hunting, curling, across the street?
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Tommy Douglas?
23. So a Co-op's a store? Is there one in this town?
22. Too many deer heads detract from the décor.
21. Could you help me draw this Sask. map? I know the top and bottom are just straight lines, but what about the sides?
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Canadian Tire today, maybe we should go to IKEA.
19. And over here is our line of tofu meat products.
18. Awww...Tim Horton's again? There's a Starbuck's just down the street.
17. Why would you need a big truck like that?
16. What's a bunnyhug?
15. Did you remember to change your clock?
14. Sorry, we don't carry Pilsner.
13. Are you going to make it to Saskatoon for the gay pride parade?
12. I don't think the Roughriders have a chance this year.
11. I've got two cases of Corona for the Grey Cup.
10. Could I please be served in French?
9. I just don't feel like Bingo tonight.
8. Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that hurricane (...mudslide, earthquake, volcano, avalanche, etc.)
7. So, what phone company are you with?
6. Hey, here's an episode of "Corner Gas" that we haven't seen.
5. I don't have a favorite farm equipment brand.
4. It's just over that hill and around the bend in the road.
3. Shouldn't we put the beer in the trunk instead of up front?
2. I'm rooting for the Eskimos to take it.
1. Nope, no more for me, I'm snowmobiling home.
but, really, when I see this kind of thing I wonder if it wouldn't be prudent for people to have to take an "I'm not stupid" test before being allowed to handle a firearm...
